10 Rude Things You Should Never Do on a Flight
Flying can be stressful. You’re stuck in a metal tube, breathing recycled air, and hoping the chicken is actually chicken. The least we can all do is not drive each other insane. So here it is — the ultimate guide to the top 10 rude behaviors that every frequent flyer has suffered through (and secretly judged).
1. Bare Feet in Public? This Isn’t Your Living Room
Taking your shoes off is one thing. But socks too? And then propping your Hobbit feet on the seat in front? This isn’t yoga class, Frodo.
2. Seat Kickers: Tiny Ninjas or Full-Grown Adults
Whether it’s an overexcited toddler or a restless adult, constant tapping, kicking, or jiggling the seat ahead is how wars start. Spoiler: You’re not helping anyone sleep.
3. Overhead Bin Hogs
Your carry-on, your backpack, your coat, your emotional baggage – all in the overhead bin? Relax. It’s not a storage unit. Share like it’s kindergarten.
4. Reclining Without Warning – The Ultimate Betrayal
Slamming your seat back during mealtime should be classified as a crime. Want to recline? Great. Just give the person behind you two seconds and a heads-up to rescue their knees and laptop.
5. Loud Talkers and Speakerphone Addicts
If I wanted to hear your full breakup, business pitch, or cousin’s bar mitzvah playlist, I’d sit at a coffee shop with no Wi-Fi. Use headphones. That’s what they were invented for.
6. Mile-High Grooming Sessions
Trimming nails? Spraying perfume? Using wet wipes like it’s a Turkish bathhouse? Please stop. Personal hygiene is good. Too personal hygiene is… public assault.
7. Taking Over the Armrest like Napoleon
One armrest. Two people. Basic diplomacy, right? Apparently not. To the serial armrest colonizer: You’re not the emperor of 22B.
8. Standing Up the Second the Plane Lands
Spoiler: The door isn’t opening for another 12 minutes. Why the urgent need to stand, hunch, and stare at the luggage that’s not moving either?
9. Watching Movies with No Headphones
You’re not a DJ. No one asked for a live screening of Fast & Furious 9 on full volume. Headphones. Use them. Or be banished to the cargo hold.
10. Seat-Swap Negotiators
Asking politely to switch seats is fine. Guilt-tripping someone who paid for their window seat so your group can sit together? That’s emotional turbulence.
Final Boarding Thought ✈️
The sky is no place for bad manners. Being a decent human at 35,000 feet isn’t hard: respect space, volume, and basic hygiene. If you wouldn’t do it in a crowded elevator — don’t do it on a plane.
